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Somebody Else's Problem

Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 17/06/2012 - 1:30am

Douglas Adams was quite wrong about this: If the problem is somebody else's, it's not invisible; it's endlessly fascinating. If the problem is our own, that is when we find ourselves somewhere between reluctant to and incabable of recognising it's existence.

This is why computer games are so addictive. They permit us the joy of finding a solution without the burden of having to live with it's conseqences.

Monday, 11 June 2012 - 6:32pm

Published by Matthew Davidson on Mon, 11/06/2012 - 6:32pm in

The absence of this makes me cry.

Sunday, 10 June 2012 - 12:13pm

Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 10/06/2012 - 12:13pm

I know we're all bored with 419 scam email, but every so often you find one that appears to be the work of a comic genius. Notable in this one I received this morning from Janet Napolitano of "HomeLand securities" are such authentic details as:

  • It's official because the lines are double-spaced.
  • The sublime malapropism "Fraud Monitory Unit", a department presumably concerned with scrutinising financial transactions and issuing dire warnings about dodgy goings-on.
  • The Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) was formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC). Glad that's been cleared up. It could confuse a stupid person.
  • "HomeLand securities" has a "mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed “Our Time for Change has come” because “Change can happen”". And you were disappointed with Obama, weren't you? For shame!
  • "Once again i am so 100% sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors." Go Janet Napolitan@!
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From The Desk Of Mrs. Janet Napolitano
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security Washington D.C.  
Email: janet.napolitan@aol.com

Attention Beneficiary, Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which 

includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance.   


Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters and some imposters claiming to be 

The Federal Bureau of Investigation.The Cyber Crime Division of the Homeland Security gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) formerly 

known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these Imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise  you 

to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. 


We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance of Malaysia that your payment totaling $2,500,000.00 will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card 

with a maximum withdrawal limit of $95,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world for for withdraw or transaction.  


We have advised that this should be the only way at which you are to receive your payment because it’s more guaranteed, since over $5 billion was lost on fake cheque 

last year 2010. We have perfected everything in regards to the release of your $2.5 million United States Dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as 

it’s our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government  to make sure all debts owed to citizens of 

American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens 

as he has always believed “Our Time for Change has come” because “Change can happen”). 


To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to abide to the insutruction below to enable the shipment of the Premium Visa Credit card and it back up document and the 

charge fee required to to pay the shipping and security insurance fee which is $200 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken care of by 

the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $200 only which is for the shipping and security insurance 

fee. 


Fill in below with your personal information. 


Full Name..............

Full Address..............

Phone Number...............

Sex..........

Occupation.........

Country...............

Age....... 

Please get back to me with your personal information and also a confirmation email to know if you are sending down the fee which is $200 to me or not,so that i can 

send down the payment information in which you are to use in making the payment of $200 down to me. 

Once again i am so 100% sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime 

that is perpetrated by those impostors.  

Thanks.
Mrs. Janet Napolitano 
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C.
Website: http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/structure/gc_1232568253959.shtm

Saturday, 9 June 2012 - 2:55pm

Published by Matthew Davidson on Sat, 09/06/2012 - 2:55pm in

A few months ago I hit upon a workable ffmpeg one-liner to convert videos to a format my cheap LG video player understands. Of course I never made a note of it anywhere except my bash history, so when I next closed a bash session I'd had running in screen for months, the recipe dropped off the end of my bash history file. To avoid the subsequent hours of hair-tearing in future, here it is, as near as I can work out:

ffmpeg -i input.file -acodec libmp3lame -ab 128k -vcodec mpeg4 -r 25 -s 720x404 -vtag xvid -q:v 4 output.avi

(Corrections undoubtedly to follow.)

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