Just _____
Just checking in _______
Just checking in, sorry
Hey neighbor ______
Hey neighbor, could you drop the volume a smidge ______
Hey neighbor, could you drop the volume a smidge on your vintage pornography?
Babe, can I get an update ______
Babe, can I get an update when you’re back from Six Flags _____
Babe, can I get an update when you’re back from Six Flags about whether we’re still monogamous?
Sure, I’m happy to help ______
Sure, I’m happy to help re-shingle your roof ______
Sure, I’m happy to help you re-shingle your roof after my heart transplant
Not to _____
Not to rush you on the golf course, ____
Not to rush you on the golf course, honey, but they’re about to strap my arms to the table for the C-section
Only seeing this now _______
Only seeing this now, reception is awful _______
Only seeing this now, reception is awful on this tightrope. Yes, I can change the dinner res to 8
Sorry ______
Sorry about the fur all over ______
Sorry about the fur all over your fender, I can get a new puppy
You’re right ____
You’re right, it’s not a big deal ____
You’re right, it’s not a big deal you used me as your alibi during the exact time frame an arsonist burned down the bowling alley
So sorry to bother you ______
So sorry to bother you, 911-Bot ______
So sorry to bother you, 911-Bot, but they have my son
I want to circle back _____
I want to circle back in case you missed my email ______
I want to circle back in case you missed my email, but now that we’ve paid the ransom, would you mind returning my son?
If not _____
If not, no worries _____
If not, no worries!!!!!!!!!!