Dua Lipa
I have two lips.
Elvis Presley
Someone has flattened the elves.
Elton John
Where’s the bathroom?
Cher
I want it all.
Ed Sheeran
My eyebrows itch.
Bad Bunny
I am going to consume this carrot, and you are powerless to stop me.
John Denver
The bathroom is in Colorado.
John Cougar
The bathroom is a litter box.
John Legend
The bathroom doesn’t actually exist.
Lorde
Dear God, please help me learn to spell.
Johnny Rotten
The toilet smells bad.
Flo Rida
Meet my girlfriend, Ida Ho.
Johnny Cash
Got change for the pay toilet?
Eddie Money
Yes, I do.
Jon Bon Jovi
Party in the outhouse!
Carrie Underwood
The pallbearers have fallen.
Keith Richards
The keys are too expensive.
Keith Urban
The keys are in the city.
Keith Moon
The keys are up my ass.
Taylor Swift
Your clothes are almost ready.
Britney Spears
The Englishman has sharp knees.
Alicia Keys
Who the fuck is Keith?
P!NK
Pink.
Eminem
Skittles.
Mama Cass Elliot
Your mother wears army boots.
Olivia Rodrigo
Let’s go fishing.
Olivia Dean
Let’s kidnap a senior administrator.
Olivia Newton-John
Let’s renovate the bathroom.