Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has warned his colleagues not to challenge him for the leadership after the latest polls revealed that he had made little to no ground on the Government in a year. ”Politics is not... Read More ›
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Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s... Read More ›
The National Pedo Apologists League (NPAL) will meet in Sydney today for their annual catch up where they will take the time to remember the legacy of Cardinal George Pell. A man the league says: ”Touched us all.” ”It’s been... Read More ›
Low rating TV host Andrew Bolt has boasted of the turn out for his Australia Day BBQ, after all 6 of his viewers turned up. ”It was a great day full of vigorous discussion, a little merlot and a lot... Read More ›
Low rating cable channel Sky News Australia has demanded that the fictional green M&M spokes candy be named this years Australian of the year. ”For too long we have had to sit back and watch a parade of woke leftists... Read More ›
The man who walked out on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation, Peter Dutton, has demanded that all Australians celebrate Australia Day with gusto, or else. ”I, and my good friends at News Corp have decided that... Read More ›
In its latest attempt to limit offense to ‘anti-woke folk’ and cover themselves in case of a Dutton miracle win, ABC TV will add a warning prior to its broadcasts where a ‘Welcome to country’ is to be screened. “It’s... Read More ›
Damning words as Professor Philip Banfield says Labour has no clue how GPs or their referrals to specialists work – and aren’t willing to listen or learn Professor Philip Banfield, the chair of the British Medical Association (BMA) has publicly condemned not just the stupidity of Wes Streeting – and by extension his boss Keir […]
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. If 2022 was a chess game it didn’t go well for the World... Read More ›
Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke. ”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with... Read More ›