“It’s literally the most boring piece of shit I’ve ever read"
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“It’s a simple but powerful way to say ‘enough is enough’"
“I’m not going to just blindly accept this level of convenience”
"Turns out Harry was pretty posh"
"It’s great to just catch up – on the notifications you've missed since you left home"
“There's a beautiful bunch of flours waiting for you in the kitchen sweetie"
"What the fuck are these?"
"But it's just not possible!"
"It's not until I'm two or three anecdotes in that I start to relax"