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Australia’s next PM, according to the Nation’s journalists, as opposed to opinion polls, Peter Dutton, has announced that he will, within his first week of being PM rename the Great Australian Bight, the Great Australian Gina. ”It’s high time we... Read More ›

Gina Rinehart’s hand picked choice for Prime Minister, Dodgy Peter Dutton, is today tipped to launch the Liberal party’s election campaign slogan, ”Policy Free Since ’03.” ”It’s a great slogan that really feeds off of the energy of Kevin ’07... Read More ›

In what some are calling a lover’s tiff, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has angrily accused his biggest fans, the Australian media, of discriminating against his glass jaw. ”They know I’m sensitive to criticism, so what’s with all the questions,” whined... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to take him off the bench and get him back on the campaign trail, claiming that he is the only one able to bring the ladies back... Read More ›

The Albanese Government is considering responding to the Trump administration’s tariffs on Australian steel and aluminium by placing a tariff on the Kardashian family. ”We were initially against retaliatory tariffs as the consumer is the one who pays the price,”... Read More ›

The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald... Read More ›

Gina Rinehart’s favourite politician turned lapdog, Peter Dutton, has reached out to the Trump administration to offer them the state of Tasmania in exchange for tariff exemptions and a shout out on Truth Social. ”The Prime Minister should be ashamed... Read More ›

Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has urged all Australians to dig deep and give generously to the flood damaged Coalition. Who due to cyclone Alfred have had to cancel many fundraising opportunities. ”This cyclone has hit hard, I haven’t... Read More ›

The Australian media’s preferred PM, Peter Dutton, has spoken out over the sacking of Triple M radio shock jock, Marty Sheargold. Saying that cool heads need to prevail, as if we villanise Marty too much it may make young men... Read More ›

The Australian media’s favoured future Prime Minister, Peter Dutton, has moved to assure voters of his economic credentials by promising to tame the budget with a bit of creative accounting and a stock tip that he got from a guy... Read More ›