NSW Police have announced to the press how they look forward to spending the weekend making the State safer, by strip searching all the young Swifties attending Taylor Swifts upcoming shows in Homebush. ”For a lot of young Sydney siders... Read More ›
NSWPol
In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that... Read More ›
The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson. ”In the good old days... Read More ›
Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the... Read More ›
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the... Read More ›
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the... Read More ›
Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy. ”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to... Read More ›
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has told voters to make sure they bring cash when voting in tomorrow’s election as there will be toll booths operating at all voting booths in Western Sydney. ”We didn’t have enough time to... Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls.... Read More ›
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election Day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and that the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidating to female voters. “For too... Read More ›