Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 16/08/2019 - 8:16am in

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Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion.

“We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up two flights of stairs in Ashfield that’s willing to re-criminalise abortion, no questions asked,” said leading anti-choice activist Brenda Katzarse. “Sure the speaker’s chair is just a hessian sack filled with sheep dung and Hansard is written on the back of a beer coaster, but it’s all we’ve got.”

“Yeah we get plenty of desperate legislators turning up here late at night trying to block and pass bills,” said unlicensed parliamentarian Sid Corflute. “Any complications and we just dump the bill on the backsteps of the legitimate parliament house in Macquarie Street and drive off.”

The decision to demolish the Sydney Football Stadium was believed to have been passed at a run down parliament in a back shed in Greenacre.

Peter Green

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