ScoMo Calls In The Big Gun Dennis Denuto To Take On Djokovic

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Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 10/01/2022 - 7:00am in


Sport, satire, Tennis

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told his team to get on the blower to Dennis Denuto and get him on board to help them take down Novak Djokovic in the Federal Court this week.

”We’ve all seen Dennis take on the Government in the High court so who better to have on your team as we head to the Federal Court,” said the PM. ”I can’t wait to see the look on Novak’s face when Dennis walks in.”

”Suffer in your jocks, Djoker!”

When asked why he would recommend the Government hire an actor from a movie to represent it in court the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Dennis Denuto has been to the High Court I saw it myself on the TV, Jen was there ask her.”

”Well, actually Jen’s busy at the moment she’s out on a RAT run, she left last week so fingers crossed she’ll be back before the election.”

Mark Williamson


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