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ScoMo Accuses The ABC Of Promoting QAnon With Their Show Q&A

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 15/06/2021 - 7:52am in

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has accused the ABC of being supporters of the dangerous QAnon cult and promoting it through their show Q&A.

”The ABC likes to throw around accusations, well two can play at that game,” said the PM. ”I call for the ABC to explain the show Q&A and also why the children’s show Sesame Street is occasionally brought to you by the letter Q.”

”Imagine pushing this stuff onto kids, appalling.”

When asked to explain his links to QAnon through his family friend, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Anyone who knows me, knows that I do not have any friends. I have mentors and confidantes but no friends.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with the management of McDonalds, they are keen to talk to me about the ritual abuse that occurs at their Engadine store.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Christensen Demands The Philippino Ladies Table Tennis Team Be Allowed To Tour Australia

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 04/06/2021 - 8:12am in

The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic.

”The PM needs to start thinking more about what ordinary everyday Australians want,” said the member for Manila. ”They want to watch talented young Philippino women do amazing things with ping pong balls.”

”Come on ScoMo, let Aussies play with the girls.”

When asked why he spent more time lobbying for the people of the Philippines than his own electorate, the member for Manila said: ”Typical left wing bias crap that your spouting.”

”Who put you up to it, was it the ABC?”

”I bet you Ita bloody Buttrose is behind this. She’s always had it in for me, simply because I think the ABC should be defunded, privatised and banned.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to download some training clips of the girls practicing. I am always keen to keep an eye on them.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Greg Hunt Calls For All ABC Staff To Be Branded With Liberal Party Logos

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 11/02/2021 - 7:00am in

Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation.

”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit of loyalty to the party that pays their way,” said an agitated Hunt. ”I mean the nerve of that Rowland fellow this morning daring to ask me a question.”

”He’s lucky it was me and not the Dark lord Peter Dutton himself.”

When asked why the Government was seemingly so anti-ABC, Minister Hunt said: ”We are not anti-ABC we just want them to report in a fair and balanced manner much like those fine chaps at News Corp do.”

”That Bolt fellow he is switched on and Miranda Devine she has her finger on the pulse.”

”In fact they are doing such a bang up job I might give them some of the ABC’s budget as a thank you.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Cobra Kai, Attack on Titan Rule US/UK/Global Top 20 Shows (Jan 2021)

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 01/02/2021 - 2:35am in

Welcome to what will become a monthly series at Bleeding Cool TV: a look at what's being watched in the U.S. and U.K., as well as across the global viewing market. What follows is a breakdown of the Top 20 in-demand shows in each of those three markets- and the first observation is going to […]

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Jobs Australia Defends NFP Service Provider

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 10:44am in

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