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Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 03/09/2021 - 7:49am in

Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children.

“You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around inside the house as if they own the place,” said Phillipa Nerkle, good friend of Tony and Jane Fiddlesticks. “They wash them every day. Every day. And they take them out to a special place just to get their hair cut every month or so.”

“They actually take them with them when they go away on holidays”, said Phillipa’s incredulous husband Scotty. “The last time I was there one of the kids didn’t want to eat all its dinner and Jane finished it off for them, using the same knife and fork. I was almost ill.”

“They’re not just kids, they’re part of the family,” admitted Jane, who even changed her work schedule to part time so that she could stay at home and spend more time with them. “Tony and I tried to become dog owners but it just wasn’t to be. I know people look at us funny when we take the kids out in public dressed up in little outfits we’ve made for them.”

The Fiddlesticks’s crazy daily routine includes spending several hours playing with their children in a special part of the park set aside for children and their owners. At night they read them a bedtime story.

“You just can’t have a conversation with Jane where she doesn’t twist the subject around to what her children are doing,” said Janes frustrated sister Karen. “She was going on the other day about how one of her kids was walking. Big whoop. All kids walk.”

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The Rehabilitation of Pepe Le Pew

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 18/08/2021 - 2:25am in

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Howdy! Here’s a comic about a movie that came out last month. Very topical.

Wall cat. Pictures of cats are wildly popular on the interwebz...

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 16/05/2021 - 8:53am in

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Wall cat. Pictures of cats are wildly popular on the interwebz thing, they say. So, expect excess success. Most attention. Many likes. Social thumbs up & hearts for fragile ego aesthetics. Or something. Or another. No idea. Newtown.

The Adjudication Squad vs. Cruel Multiverse Syndrome

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 24/09/2020 - 4:38am in

Things are not looking so great.

But! We do have brand new enamel bunnies pins in the store. So that’s something.

We also have SFAM Book 3: Greetings From Bunnies Planet available to purchase now!