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Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 09/06/2022 - 7:57am in

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Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking.

“I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop and go’ sign guy,” said the 400 metre wide beach as it began its overseas adventure by hitching a ride on a king tide. “I’m going to wash up on Brighton Beach and then find a room to crash in with seventeen other beaches.”

Several other Sydney beaches have also headed overseas to try and enjoy the northern hemisphere summer and avoid the quiet winter months where they are used only by couples taking romantic walks and old guys in beanies with metal detectors.

“I’m going to Bali to find myself and get my seaweed braided,” said Collaroy Beach as it boarded a Jetstar flight to Denpasar. “If that goes well you might see me in Thailand for one of those full moon parties where I can get really high on the tides.”

“This is so much better than hanging out on the northern beaches,” said Narrabeen Beach of its gap year job at a summer camp in California. “I’m getting laid on by movie stars and mainly being used by muscle men throwing beach bunnies into the air and catching them in big towels. Best of all I don’t have to worry about Tony Abbott running all over me dressed in his little red speedos.”

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What You Need To Know About Carbon Dioxide Removal

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 04/05/2022 - 11:55pm in

Meeting the Paris Climate targets requires removing billions of tons of carbon dioxide annually through natural and technological methods.

Indian Heatwave May Exacerbate World Wheat Crisis

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/05/2022 - 2:55am in

India’s extreme heatwave has arrived at a particularly delicate time for its current wheat crop and is expected to reduce yields.

California Attorney General Rob Bonta Launches Investigation into Role Played by Fossil Fuel and Petrochemicals Companies in Causing Global Plastics Pollution Crisis

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/05/2022 - 11:55pm in

California AG Rob Bonta launches investigation into the plastics industry’s half-century campaign to promote recycling myths.

‘Unprecedented’ Water Restrictions Ordered in Drought-Ravaged California

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 28/04/2022 - 8:25pm in

Severe drought in California has forced water officials to impose restrictions on outdoor watering in three southern California counties. 

Climate Migration: What Do We Really Know?

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 28/04/2022 - 6:55pm in

Overall, the literature on climate-induced migration suggests that people are moving already because of climate change and that increasing numbers will do so in the future, either voluntarily or not.

UN Report: Humanity Must Change The Way it Assesses and Responds to Risk, Else We Face a ‘Spiral of Self Destruction’

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 27/04/2022 - 8:54pm in

The UNDRR presents a drastic rethink of the approach to diaster risk reduction. Alas, current leaders and elites aren't up to the task.

‘This Needs to Be Fixed’: Nuclear Expert Calls Radioactivity Levels Found Outside Ohio Oilfield Waste Facility ‘Excessive’

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 26/04/2022 - 6:25pm in

An investigation reveals elevated levels of radioactivity not far from a high school football stadium, and accounts from inspectors point to the contamination’s possible source.

Right to Repair: Will Corporate Concessions Suffice?

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 25/04/2022 - 8:50pm in

Some companies have apparently embraced a limited right to repair. Federal and state legislation is still necessary.

The Energy Transition Has A Major Metals Problem

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 22/04/2022 - 6:57pm in

Green energy requires significant amounts of metals like lithium, cobalt, nickel, copper and manganese. Current supplies aren't adequate.

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