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ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 19/03/2021 - 7:37am in

Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead.

”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck, I’m so happy being married that I’d almost consider becoming Mormon just so I could do it again and again.”

”Some African countries’ leaders have multiple wives you know.”

When asked whether his Government was ever going to take the issue of consent and women’s rights seriously, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”My Government is a good Government. Heck, some of my Government are actually women and I myself am married to a woman – my kids are young women! So, clearly I know what women want. Just ask Mel Gibson!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a Young Lib’s event. The lads tell me they’ve booked a few ladies to appear! Should be a great night.”

Mark Williamson


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