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ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 19/03/2021 - 7:37am in

Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead.

”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck, I’m so happy being married that I’d almost consider becoming Mormon just so I could do it again and again.”

”Some African countries’ leaders have multiple wives you know.”

When asked whether his Government was ever going to take the issue of consent and women’s rights seriously, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”My Government is a good Government. Heck, some of my Government are actually women and I myself am married to a woman – my kids are young women! So, clearly I know what women want. Just ask Mel Gibson!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a Young Lib’s event. The lads tell me they’ve booked a few ladies to appear! Should be a great night.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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‘Murder Among the Mormons’ Ep 2 Recap: A Family Man With a Wild Side

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 05/03/2021 - 2:34am in

  Spoiler: this recap covers some of the crucial investigative developments featured in the second...

‘Murder Among the Mormons,’ Latest True Crime Doc From Netflix, Highlights Issues of Faith, Skepticism, and Authenticity

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 02/03/2021 - 5:07am in

Note on spoilers, etc: This essay covers the broad outlines of the Mark Hofmann forgery...

‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Has a ‘Real Religion’ Problem

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 26/02/2021 - 9:20am in

Religion is a frequent guest star on Bravo’s The Real Housewives franchise—who could forget Kyle...