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ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 19/02/2021 - 7:00am in

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat.

“I would say to my colleagues and the people of Australia, don’t panic things will be ok,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”I’ve talked to Jen and apparently the girls aren’t really into Facebook they prefer Snap Chat.”

”So, to all the news sites out there get on the old Snap Chat and get back to singing my Government’s praises.”

When asked why his Government seemed to be going from one bungle to another, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”My Government is getting on with things, I mean no one was talking about Facebook yesterday were they?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going down to Engadine Maccas to do a bit of Tik Toking with the cleaning crew. Tik Tok is also a social media site, heard of it?”

Mark Williamson

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Greg Hunt Calls For All ABC Staff To Be Branded With Liberal Party Logos

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 11/02/2021 - 7:00am in

Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation.

”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit of loyalty to the party that pays their way,” said an agitated Hunt. ”I mean the nerve of that Rowland fellow this morning daring to ask me a question.”

”He’s lucky it was me and not the Dark lord Peter Dutton himself.”

When asked why the Government was seemingly so anti-ABC, Minister Hunt said: ”We are not anti-ABC we just want them to report in a fair and balanced manner much like those fine chaps at News Corp do.”

”That Bolt fellow he is switched on and Miranda Devine she has her finger on the pulse.”

”In fact they are doing such a bang up job I might give them some of the ABC’s budget as a thank you.”

Mark Williamson

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Women Should Return to Work – Government

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 31/08/2015 - 11:32am in

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