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ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 25/11/2021 - 7:00am in

Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines.

”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old mate George Christensen did or didn’t do in the Philippines,” said the Prime Minister. ”The Government I lead – some of them won’t jab and some of them will jab.”

”But, enough about Barnaby Joyce.”

When asked why he would not condemn his creepy mate the Member for Dawson for his anti-vaccine views, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I am a Prime Minister who always listens to the people.”

”Why, just today I took advice from 15 different focus groups on 30 different topics.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go. I’m holding another focus group at Engadine Maccas in 15 minutes. The focus will be on different types of cleaning.”

Mark Williamson

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PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 09/11/2021 - 9:55am in

Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or else.

”ScoMo promised me Manila, he’d better bloody deliver or otherwise I’ll cross the floor,” said the Member for Dawson. ”I can cause a lot of trouble if I don’t get things my own way.”

”Just ask Michael McCormack.”

When asked why he feels that he has the Prime Minister on a short leash to deliver on his every whim, the Member for Dawson said: ”Scott’s my friend and friends do stuff for friends.”

”Besides he has a small majority in the House of Reps so that means I can do what I want.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my lunch, Scott better bring it to me hot or else I’ll kick up a fuss.”

Mark Williamson

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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 14/10/2021 - 8:18am in

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila.

”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked the Member for Dawson. ”As far as I know they don’t have any ping pong bars and sure they drink but that’s about all they do.”

”I like to drink, but only with the ladies.”

When asked why he and his fellow Nationals are so against net-zero and seemingly holding the Nation to ransom, the Member for Dawson said: ”What do Scientists know?”

”I mean none of them went to the School of Hard Knocks like Me and Barnaby did.”

”Scotty knows who really runs this Nation, now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to pack to head to Manila, do you know anywhere that sells ping pong balls in bulk?”

Mark Williamson

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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 07/10/2021 - 8:15am in

The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage.

”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the people in the Philippines,” said a Government Spokesperson. ”For the last 2 years he’s been begging the PM to open up the borders so he could get over there to jab.”

When asked why the Member for Dawson was so keen to vaccinate the girls of the Philippines given he is so prominent in supporting anti-vaccination conspiracy theories in Australia, the Spokesperson said: ”Who said anything about vaccination?”

”George just wants to get over there and press the flesh with the locals, if jabs are delivered then so be it.”

”You know he’s a very keen patron of the Manila girls table tennis club.”

Mark Williamson

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Anarkismo: Ano Siya at Ano Hindi Siya

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 18/09/2021 - 6:49pm in

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Ang akdang ito ay isinulat ni Joseph A. Labadie at muling nilimbag sa dandelion, vol 3, bl. 12, Tag-lamig 1979 sa isang “polyetong orihinal na inilathala ng Liberty Club of Detroit.” Inisalin ni Malaginoo.

Ang anarkismo, sa mga salita ni Benjamin R. Tucker, ay mailalarawan bilang doktrina kung saan “ang lahat ng bagay-bagay ng tao ay dapat pamahalaan ng mga indibidwal o pagsasama-samang boluntaryo, at dapat buwagin ang estado.”

Joseph A. Labadie

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PM Defends His Upcoming Boys Weekend Away With His Creepy Mate

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 08/09/2021 - 7:00am in

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots.

”George and I work hard and we play hard, and I’m sure the people of Australia understand that,” said the PM. ”As politicians, we sacrifice a lot. I mean, it’s been almost 2 years since I last went to Hawaii.”

”And that trip to the UK I took to look up the old family tree – well, I did have to work a couple of days of it.”

When asked how he could justify his constant trips whilst the majority of Australia is in lockdown, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”People want to see their PM in action. They want pictures of me in planes, trains and automobiles.”

”This weekend away with George of course, will not be photographed. What happens on tour, stays on tour as they say.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George told me to bring along some ping pong balls and plenty of dollar bills. Weird that we need American money … will have to ask Jen to pop out and grab some for me.”

Mark Williamson

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ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 05/08/2021 - 7:00am in

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin.

”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to wear a mask,” said the PM. ”It’s one thing I’ve learnt this year is that sometimes people suffer in silence.”

”Poor George, I just hope this condition doesn’t effect his application to be Australia’s new Ambassador to the Philippines.”

When asked why he allowed the Member for Dawson to contradict health advice during a pandemic, the Prime Minister for Sydney said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”George has a legitimate medical issue, the mask makes his chin itchy. I was skeptical at first, but I’ve seen the note that his other boss Barnaby wrote for him.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a video to watch that old mate Georgey boy sent, must be good as he told me to not show it to anyone else, especially the Federal police.”

Mark Williamson

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Christensen Blasts Channel 7 For Ignoring The Philippines In It’s Olympic Coverage

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 30/07/2021 - 7:00am in

The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action.

”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I did not see one bloody second of the Philippino girls table tennis team in action,” said the member for Dawson. ”Nobody wants to watch the bloody swimming or rowing, everyone knows that table tennis is the money shot.”

”I was so angry, I had to go online and watch some vids that a mate sent me.”

When asked why he expected an Australian network to cover another countries performances at the Olympics, the Member for Manila said: ”Because if I want something I get it.”

”Don’t believe me ask my good mate ScoMo, he says I can do what I want.”

”Now, Channel 7, needs to respect my authority and show the girls with the ping pong balls!”

Mark Williamson

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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 29/07/2021 - 7:00am in

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the Olympics.

“Old Mate George Christensen certainly knows a thing or two about ping pong,” said the PM. ”You catch up with him for a Zoom, and it’s all he’ll talk about.”

”He keeps trying to send me photos, but the Federal police keep blocking them.”

When asked why he allowed his creepy mate (aka the Member for Dawson) so much leeway, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”The Coalition is a broad church. I like church, and George is very broad.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George has just sent me a link showing highlights of the Manila girls table tennis tournament. It’s amazing what these girls can do. George says they don’t even use bats!”

Mark Williamson

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Duterte is not incompetent: Power in Pandemiya

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 28/07/2021 - 5:03pm in

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Duterte isn't incompetent, he knows exactly what he is doing and that makes it worse.

Written by Simoun Magsalin. First published by Young Progressives Hub.

What we are seeing today is not incompetence, but a choice to let thousands die and millions more suffer. We are instead seeing a high level of competence in the construction of ever greater police powers and the consolidation of armed rule—martial law in fact, if not in law.

Simoun Magsalin

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