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Abbott Tells ScoMo That He’ll Happily Shirtfront Turnbull For A Knighthood

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 30/09/2021 - 8:49am in

Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told PM Scott Morrison that he will happily shirtfront the former PM Malcolm Turnbull in exchange for a Knighthood.

”People who know me know that I’m not afraid to shirtfront every now and then,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Whether it be Vladimir Putin, Julia Gillard or Malcolm Turnbull…..again.”

”As long as I get my Knighthood, Scott I am ready and willing. You bet you are, you bet I am.”

When asked why he only seemingly becomes involved in National discourse when it seems to be of a negative nature, Mr Rabbit said: ”History will show the impact I have had on this country.”

”Remember, I axed the tax and stopped the boats, speaking of which, Scott where’s my trophy?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and work on my shirtfronting technique, it has been awhile.”

Mark Williamson


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