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ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 09/09/2021 - 7:50am in

Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.”

”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first, he was walking around saying “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

”But, when that didn’t fly he started talking about a lie not being a lie, if you believe it.”

When reached for comment on whether or not people could believe him, the PM said: ”Of course the people of Australia can believe their beloved PM, good old ScoMo.”

”I mean, when have I ever knowingly lied?”

“I am as honest as the next guy, assuming that the next guy is a used car salesman or, better yet, a real estate agent.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need go and drop a few truth bombs down at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Wiener Wednesday: Mexican Franks & Eggs (1965) and Montezuma Bloody Maria (1974)

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 02/09/2021 - 4:34am in

We’ve come to the end of the Summer of Franks! And let me tell you, it couldn’t come soon enough. Bring on fall! And bring on dishes that don’t include cylindrical-shaped foods! For the very last Wiener Wednesday, I turned to Click Americana and One-Dish Frankfurter Meals. I was feeling a little spicy, so IContinue reading Wiener Wednesday: Mexican Franks & Eggs (1965) and Montezuma Bloody Maria (1974) →