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The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 26/02/2021 - 7:00am in

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The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison.

”The Dark Lord has come very close in the past to taking down a Prime Minister,” said a Confidant of the Dark Lord. ”If only that fool Matthias knew how to count.”

”But Matthias’ incompetence won’t stop us this time.”

When asked why Peter Dutton was seemingly more fixated on taking the Prime Minister’s job rather than doing his own, the Confidant said: ”The Dark Lord is driven to delivering what is best for this country and in order to do that he needs to be in charge.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must take this puppy to the Dark Lord for him to strangle. If this doesn’t make him smile then nothing will.”

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When a Trial Is Not a Trial

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 17/02/2021 - 12:34am in

The jury has reached a verdict. Trump is wounded, but not destroyed. Continue reading

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Moving On? No.

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 17/02/2021 - 12:01am in

The Senate trial also gave powerful proof of just how undemocratic the Senate has become. Voting rights journalist Ari Berman noted that the “57 senators who voted to convict Trump represent 76.7 MILLION more Americans than 43 senators who voted to acquit.” Continue reading

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What Did He Know and When Did He Know It?

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 14/02/2021 - 4:08am in

The House impeachment managers had put together a damning presentation over the past two days, leaving Trump’s lawyers with the goal simply of providing enough cover for Republican senators to vote to acquit. Continue reading

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Cartoon: The Senate's suicide squad

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 30/01/2021 - 9:50am in

There’s plenty of obstruction from Republicans. No need for a Sabotage Caucus to help find “common ground” with the same people who tried to have them murdered three weeks ago.

Time for Liberals to Trust Chuck Schumer

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 28/01/2021 - 8:28am in

Photo Credit: lev radin/Shutterstock Some liberals said after the 2016 election that Nancy Pelosi was the worst person to lead the...

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Cartoon: White House exit interviews

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 23/01/2021 - 9:50am in

Until the seditious congressmembers are expelled or hobbled by eliminating the senate filibuster, they’ll continue to stall everything in order to steal power back in 2022 and beyond.

The First Veto

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 03/01/2021 - 2:03am in

Congress began the new year by repassing the National Defense Authorization Act over Trump’s veto, finding the two-thirds majority it needed to override one of Trump’s vetoes for the first time. Continue reading

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Unsanitized: Miracle on Pennsylvania Avenue

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 24/12/2020 - 4:01am in

Congress, after nine months of dithering, passed a COVID relief bill, attached to a year-end omnibus that funds the government until next September. Into all this walks Donald Trump. Continue reading

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The White House Naughty and Nice List

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 24/12/2020 - 1:52am in

Trump stands in front of the long-fought relief bill and issues some controversial pardons. Continue reading

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