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This Saturday morning, I was preparing to take my six-year-old son to a local museum for some much-needed quality time. I was enjoying a temporary moment of peace after a Friday in which tens of thousands of people participated in an ‘ICE Out’ shutdown and strike of economic activities, as labour and community organisers successfully […]
Take your time.
You have to eat the whole cake, but you don’t have to eat it all in thirty seconds. A sitting can take as long as you need. Pacing yourself will reduce the risk of choking. Do the smart thing and slow down while you eat the entire cake off a cake stand, top down, in one sitting.
Don’t eat anything else the rest of the day.
An entire cake is high in calories, fat, and sugar. You’re going to eat the whole cake off a cake stand, top down, in one sitting, so the best thing you can do for your health is avoid taking in any more of those things in the lead-up to eating the cake. We won’t lie to you: You’ll still exceed your recommended daily allotment of calories, fat, and sugar—an entire cake is big. But this will limit the damage.
Be in good shape.
It’s best to embark on eating an entire cake off a cake stand, top down, in one sitting, after many years of a diet high in whole fruits and vegetables, plus lean protein, along with at least thirty minutes of exercise five times per week. That way, your body is more likely to be able to take the impact of the cake.
“The word ‘computer’ only really slid over to mean ‘a machine’ in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, once we started building mechanical and then electronic devices to do that work instead [of people]. We did not name the machines after some abstract idea. We named them after the humans they were replacing.”
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Last week, Donald Trump did more than ruffle feathers as the rich and powerful met for their annual get-together in the Swiss mountain retreat. His tariff threats over Greenland finally awakened world leaders from their slumber. Seemingly, they have now realised that Trump can’t be ‘managed’ after all, and he represents a fundamental break in […]
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