https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2022/12/go-figure-1.html Created Sat, 24/12/2022 - 09:14 Updated Sat, 24/12/2022 - 09:14 Man 'turned away from nightclub' after spending thousands on face tattoos (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "They might as well tear up the Australian Bill of Rights, if there is one [and isn’t poisonous].")