https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gop-candidates-must-pledge-to-g… Created Tue, 12/09/2023 - 06:13 Updated Tue, 12/09/2023 - 06:13 Nearly all of the G.O.P. contenders immediately agreed to sign the pledge. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report