https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2023/01/csi-tmi.html Created Mon, 02/01/2023 - 04:41 Updated Mon, 02/01/2023 - 04:41 It was a “battle on the bowl” as Collier County deputies did what they needed to pry a burglar off the toilet of a house he had forced himself into. (Thanks to pharmaross)