https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2023/01/totally-self-defense.html Created Tue, 03/01/2023 - 08:42 Updated Tue, 03/01/2023 - 08:42 Man arrested in Stafford County after 'unprovoked attack' on Santa Claus inflatable (Thanks to wiredog, who says "Santa had it coming.")