Your daily dose of outrage Mockery is too good for them. Rex Huppke tries anyway: Greetings, fellow Americans. I am writing this column from atop a gas stove I have patriotically chained myself to in case President Joe Biden sends one of his communist stovetroopers to confiscate my beloved cooking appliance. According to the same people who warned me the government was coming for my guns, my hamburgers and my ability to say “Merry Christmas,” the nanny state is now poised to take away my gas stove. Based on what I’m seeing on Fox News and hearing from gas-loving lawmakers, it could happen at any moment! A U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission report notes that gas stoves have been found to emit harmful fumes that can aggravate childhood asthma. Banning appliances that cannot be made safe is an option, say regulators. Then again, maybe they can be made safer. Team Daily Outrage was off! So was Huppke: And I listened to Fox News’ Tucker Carlson, who suggested the ban on gas stoves that the libs claim does not exist (on the spurious basis that it does not exist) is a “red line” Americans won’t tolerate. “I would counsel mass disobedience in the face of tyranny in this case,” Carlson said. Amen! I completely agree with what Carlson and others told me to think, and there’s no way I’m going to forgo my constitutional right to be in a continuous state of unbridled rage by “learning more about the issue” or “considering the fact that if a…