As many of you know, something really important is happening, and it’s critical that we all stay informed. There’s a reality star/influencer whose name includes the words Paul, Taylor, and Frankie in an order that is both confusing and ultimately irrelevant. What’s important is that she did some stuff, and now all hell is breaking loose.
You’re probably thinking: “I don’t care,” or “There are more important things happening,” or “This is an intentional distraction orchestrated by our algorithmic AI overlords.”
Maybe it does feel like I’m being fed this content against my will, but that’s only because I’m paying attention to what’s happening in the world. And sure, those things are really important, but we also invade other countries all the time now. Keep up. Maybe we’ll have midterm elections, maybe not. Who knows?
But this stuff with the Mormon wives? It’s happening right now, and it’s a doozy.
It’s about gender, power dynamics, and which of the wives is the hottest. It’s about abuse, an ongoing criminal investigation, and the role the media plays in shaping our perception of events. It’s about religious conservatism impacting culture and who it chooses to protect. And perhaps most importantly, it’s about whether or not “Mom-tock” can survive.
So get your head in the game. We need to know exactly what happened and when. Who leaked the video from 2023 and why? Who’s really the real bad guy here: Taylor, Frankie, or Paul? And are we absolutely sure it’s not one of the Mormon husbands? Because those guys look disturbingly like JCPenney mannequins whose eyebrows were drawn on with a Sharpie. And apparently, they’re trying to make “Dad-tok” a thing, and I don’t even know what that is, but absolutely not.
Listen, I know many of us are feeling overwhelmed right now. It’s hard to process everything when the news just doesn’t stop. The upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been pulled. Take that in. Really absorb it. It’s unprecedented. And you know what else? Somebody’s husband’s eyebrows just filed for divorce. He filed, not her. It’s like we’re living in the upside-down.
But don’t give in to despair or allow your attention to drift in other, less consequential directions. That’s what they want you to do. That’s how they win. So if you need a little break, that’s fine. There’s always college basketball.