The Sopranos
I have not watched The Sopranos. I have, however, seen the clip of the guy pointing angrily at someone across the table while someone else looks tired of his behavior.
That three-hour documentary you recommended
I saw a screenshot of the host looking very serious and assumed the rest.
Game of Thrones
I understand there were dragons and that everyone was upset about a chair.
That Oscar-winning movie from last year
I saw a reaction GIF from it on social media and decided I had the emotional gist.
The entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
I have seen approximately forty-seven memes of a raccoon with a gun.
Your favorite anime
I saw a dramatic still of someone screaming with wind blowing through their hair.
The new Netflix show everyone is talking about
I watched the trailer autoplay while deciding what I actually wanted to watch.
That classic movie everyone says you have to see
I know the twist because someone made it into a TikTok sound.
The cooking show you told me about
I have seen the meme where the chef yells at a piece of bread.
The inspirational sports movie
I saw the clip where the coach gives a speech and assumed they later won the game.
The nature documentary about the ocean
I saw a meme of a disappointed-looking fish.
That viral YouTube video
I saw someone stitch it while explaining why it was problematic.
Your favorite childhood cartoon
I saw a nostalgic tweet about it and liked it.
The entire Star Wars saga
I have seen the meme where someone says, “It’s a trap.”
Your favorite episode of that show
I said, “Oh yeah, that one was crazy,” and prayed you wouldn’t ask which part.
The film festival movie you loved
I saw the Letterboxd review that said “haunting” and decided that was enough.
That documentary about minimalism
I saw the meme where someone lives in an empty white room and owns one chair.
The season finale everyone was freaking out about
I saw people posting reaction images and pieced together that someone probably died.
The live performance you sent me
I watched the first six seconds before the buffering circle appeared and decided that was spiritually the same as watching it.
Your child’s school recital video
I liked the post—I absolutely liked the post.