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Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has followed his predecessors lead and buggered off overseas to avoid questioning over dodgy contract processes he was involved in as head of home affairs whilst in Government. ”Peter Dutton does take stock in... Read More ›

Low rating news and opinion channel Sky News Australia have declared off the back of the Fadden by-election that Opposition leader Peter Dutton will win the next 15 Federal elections and go on to be Australia’s most glorious leader. ”Albo... Read More ›

Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has called upon the Albanese Government to appoint former Minister for everything, everywhere, all at once, Scott Morrison, as Governor of the Reserve Bank. ”I don’t want to see some qualified public servant or... Read More ›

The Liberal party has put word out that should their leader Peter Dutton lose the upcoming Fadden by-election, then they will replace him with a pot plant. ”Dutts knows that he needs to pull something out of the bag,” said... Read More ›

Australia’s leading racist, Pauline Hanson, has spoken to colleagues of how proud she was to have completed her anti-voice essay and only used 15 different racial slurs. ”Pauline was very proud to have used only 15 different racial slurs in... Read More ›

Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the... Read More ›

The Opposition’s shadow minister for home, foreign and veteran affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon his National colleagues to dump their leader David Littleproud and get behind him and start playing #BarnabyBall. ”Look, old mate Davey boy has had his... Read More ›

The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor (yep, really) has demanded that the Government invest big in tonight’s 100 million dollar Powerball lottery, as a way to help pay off National debt. ”100 million dollars is a lot of money and... Read More ›

Opposition leader Peter Dutton has condemned the Labor party for not campaigning harder at the last election and winning more seats which has resulted in Liberal Senator, alleged sleaze David Van, having a place in parliament. ”How dare Anthony Albanese... Read More ›

Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them. ”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton,... Read More ›