"You even get free land apparently!"
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"Let's not mess with tradition"
“Hang on, isn’t that a constitutional responsibility?”
"It’s shows a massive lack of imagination mate!"
"Our first priority is the safety of Joyce’s paycheque"
"It is inappropriate to wave a flag that's linked to unprovoked military incursions"
"I realise now how offensive that was"
The 40-year-old is yet to broach the awkward accusation.
"Hang on, what's Adolf doing here?"
Parliament House has completely unchanged its security levels