"Good afternoon. In the last 24 hours we have become aware of one new Scott Morrison ministry, bringing the total number of known ministries to six. All six ... "
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"It's called humour. Look it up! You can't say ANYTHING these days without your words being twisted"
“It’s about the presentation. How can you make it look like you’re running a professional, successful business on the outside when in fact everything’s held together by a carefully-constructed garnish?"
"Whenever we see conduct that damages the perception of our brand, Joyce gets a mil. No exceptions”
“This was a calculated action to disrupt traffic in Sydney"
Time Magazine has awarded Scott Morrison it’s coveted ‘People of the Year’ award for their unique ability to take on
"It'll be a tough conversation, but it's time"
"These better reflect who I am"
"I've blocked everyone but I can still hear them. What's going on!?"