“I Rupert, take you, Ann Lesley, to be my lawful wedded wife, and seek to dissolve this marriage due to unreconcilable differences"
Entertainment & Sport
“Every child gets a free piece of fruit before they leave!"
"Readers will hardly notice any difference"
"We boarded the wrong bus"
"Tastes are so unsophisticated these days"
"It’s shows a massive lack of imagination mate!"
"It is inappropriate to wave a flag that's linked to unprovoked military incursions"
"I realise now how offensive that was"
“It’s about the presentation. How can you make it look like you’re running a professional, successful business on the outside when in fact everything’s held together by a carefully-constructed garnish?"