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Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has called on Australia to go nuclear in order to boost the tourism industry, after hearing the news that the Chernobyl nuclear site was seeing a boom in tourism. ”Anthony Albanese needs... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s number two, Sussan Ley, has called on the Albanese Government to allow a third option for the upcoming Voice referendum so voter’s can vote yess. ”Why should the Australian public be forced to choose between yes and no... Read More ›

Low rating news channel Sky News Australia has called upon the Government to raise the voting age to 65 to ensure a robust democracy. ”Let’s face it those over 65 are our most valuable citizens,” said Sky News hate merchant... Read More ›

The Ukrainian government has sent a formal request to Australia to send over all the cars from Mad Max to help it win the war against Russia. “The Bushmaster is a fine military vehicle but if we really want to... Read More ›

Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade... Read More ›

Former PM Scott Morrison’s wife Jen has promised the part-time member for Cook to take him to Subway for a sandwich and a cookie, in an effort to cheer him up after he watched current PM, Anthony Albanese in America... Read More ›

With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat... Read More ›

Low rating news channel Sky news Australia has called upon low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to listen to them and follow their agenda if he wants to become PM. ”No one has their finger pressed as... Read More ›

With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy... Read More ›

Australia’s artists and musicians have been urged to give back to society by putting on some fund raising shows to help out those effected by the changes to the Nation’s superannuation scheme. ”These changes to superannuation are brutal,” said Sky... Read More ›