President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of... Read More ›
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Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”... Read More ›
The ABC has announced today that they will be renaming their Monday night Q&A show Peter Dutton Says, in a move they say that will increase viewers and make ABC staff more comfortable. ”At the ABC we pride our selves... Read More ›
Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming... Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister turned book salesman, Scott Morrison, has stunned attendees at the MET Gala by turning up dressed as a lump of coal. ”When on the World stage I do like to make a splash,” said the former... Read More ›
With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for... Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has fumed after his appearance on the ABC’s 7:30 report led to him being asked actual questions by host Sarah Ferguson. ”This is so typical of the inner city, lefty, woke ABC elites,” fumed... Read More ›
Australian’s have chosen the word ‘circle-jerk’ as in the collective noun for a group of journalists, ie a circle-jerk of journalists as their word of the year for 2023. ”It’s been a tough year this year to come up with... Read More ›
The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest... Read More ›
A nation-wide shortage of white pillow cases has caused the ‘No campaign’ to cancel their upcoming rallies, a move which has inconvenienced 10’s of people. ”Really disappointed to have to cancel the rallies, a lot of people have put a... Read More ›