Musk was “livid” at being surpassed by Thomas, who, he complained, has done “almost nothing” to earn his fortune.
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The Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch said that the former host had been “rendered obsolete by swift advances in lying technology.”
“I urged Starship against working remotely, but it insisted,” Musk added. “Well, who was right?”
The Governor accused the Smurfs of spreading a message of “blue supremacy” and vowed to ban the teaching of Smurf studies from Florida schools.
“I wish Kevin well,” Rupert Murdoch said. “I hope whoever buys him finds as much use for him as I did.”
“We had a very, very strong case and would not have writhed like snivelling scoundrels on the witness stand,” the Fox News host said.
Fox’s lead attorney argued that, without makeup, Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity would be “totally unrecognizable to the jury.”
Fox’s lawyers believe that the decision to put Guilfoyle on the air is conclusive proof that the network’s brass cannot be held responsible for their actions.
Calling her post as Associate Justice “a job I’ve loved for the past three decades,” she said, “I’m hopping mad that Clarence would do anything to jeopardize that.”
The Ohio congressman warned that, if he refused to testify, he would have “no other choice” but to call for himself to be jailed.