A combative Thomas told reporters that the gifts she received were not luxury items but were derived from budget-priced rabbit and bison.
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As the country heads into a Presidential-election year, this swath of the population could emerge as “a force to be reckoned with.”
“Sometimes you make a decision that you think is going to turn out all right, and then you find out, no, it’s not going to,” the congressman said.
“Mr. Trump had not been expecting to receive thoughts and prayers,” Mike Lindell, of MyPillow, said. “He’s mainly been focussing on donations.”
The Georgia congresswoman was photographed eating the Judaic sausage in Times Square while en route to having her picture taken with Elmo.
“If this cabal of Manhattan élites think that they’re going to get away with not indicting me, they are gravely mistaken,” Lake said.
Mrs. Trump offered no explanation for donning the garment other than that she “was really in the mood to wear it tonight.”
“Any attempt to raise said hand would result in excruciating, unbearable pain,” the note from the Fox News host’s orthopedist said.
If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”
“What you use your personal money for is your own personal business,” the Speaker of the House said.