https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/panicky-matt-gaetz-stops-paymen… Created Wed, 05/04/2023 - 08:50 Updated Wed, 05/04/2023 - 08:50 “Sometimes you make a decision that you think is going to turn out all right, and then you find out, no, it’s not going to,” the congressman said. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report