“This was a waste of a perfectly good balloon,” China’s President, Xi Jinping, reportedly griped.
Humor
The new theme park will attract “millions of Americans deprived of their favorite comic strip by the left-wing media Reich,” the Florida governor said.
Oh, in my shoulders. And my jaw. And-
“I don’t know how they manage it,” the media mogul said, of inveterate truthtellers. “I’ve told the truth once, and I don’t intend to do it again.”
Speaking to reporters on Capitol Hill, Santos said that he had “no idea” how the Wuhan job wound up on his C.V.
Rupert Murdoch said that he was “delighted” by the purchase of McCarthy and noted that Fox had snapped him up at an attractively low price.
“It doesn’t matter what we think about the Internet,” the Supreme Court Justice said. “What does God think about it?”
Enjoying a deep dish massage.
The billionaire said that he would personally talk to the Martians and convince them that joining a union would be a mistake that they’ll regret.
Oh man, I should really respond to Mark.