Mother, who is believed to be Pence’s wife, Karen, was “hopping mad” when he received a subpoena from the special counsel’s office.
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The former anchorwoman claimed that she has been calling for the F.B.I. to raid her house for weeks, but to no avail.
“This is what makes Ron DeSantis so dangerous, quite frankly,” he said.
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
“Mike Pence kept me from having a complete collection of documents, and that, quite frankly, is a disgrace,” the former President said.
“I thought if I required Twitter employees to come to work in the office, that would do the trick,” Musk said. “Instead, they quit en masse.”
The lawyers revealed that they did discover plans to build a Jacuzzi and a barrel sauna on the President’s deck.
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“The American people know that any documents are safe with me because I would never read even one word of them,” the former President said.