The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism. The President raised this point as part... Read More ›
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The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same... Read More ›
Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have... Read More ›
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister, Richard Marles (yep, him), has pulled off a successful trip to the United States after managing to negotiate a tariff exemption for Australian made couches, with US Vice President, JD Vance. ”JD loved the Australian made... Read More ›
US President, Donald Trump, has declared a national day of mourning in America after the death of former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. President Trump has asked the nation to honour the former wrestlers dying wish, which was for everyone to... Read More ›
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7... Read More ›
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right... Read More ›
President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of... Read More ›
Australian opposition leader, Peter ‘Donald’ Dutton, has ordered his right-hand person, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price to get in contact with Donald Trump and do a deal to make Australia the 51st state of America ”Australia needs strong leadership and I am... Read More ›
The Albanese Government is considering responding to the Trump administration’s tariffs on Australian steel and aluminium by placing a tariff on the Kardashian family. ”We were initially against retaliatory tariffs as the consumer is the one who pays the price,”... Read More ›