Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life. ”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I... Read More ›
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Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has rushed out a press release that takes credit for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews retirement. ”What a great day, not only for Victoria, but also for our viewers, all 6 of them,” said... Read More ›
Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes. ”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so... Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade... Read More ›
The Victorian capital of Melbourne has this week been named the World’s most livable city for Nazi’s. The news came as footage went around the World of a group of Nazi’s being chaperoned in front or Parliament house by the... Read More ›