Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate. ”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs... Read More ›
Meaghan Markle
Australians have woken up this morning to to a sea of anger from the Motherland over last night’s Ashes test result, which has left them stumped as to the reason why. ”Yeah, I started watching it but flicked over to... Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon current PM, Albo, to demote King Charles down to a Knight ahead of the first King’s birthday long weekend. ”Australia owes a great deal to the Monarchy, one could... Read More ›
Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of... Read More ›