odds are nonzero that someone reading this will read it after their friends get divorced, and i just wanna say: it's not your fault. it's t-rex's

March 24th, 2023: I have exciting news: YOU CAN GET DINOSAUR COMICS TEXTED TO YOU NOW!

It's a little microservice me and Samuel Henry cooked up and it's SUPER SIMPLE: you enter your phone number and then you get new Dinosaur Comics texted to you as soon as they come out, at the time you choose! It cost $2.99 US a month and the money goes direct to us and not anyone standing in between, which I like. You also get the alt text sent too! And do the texts come from 1-51-TDASHREX?? My friend, they do. And the alt text is included too!

There's a free seven-day trial as well, so you don't need to worry about it maybe being "not as cool as it seems" because it truly is. Check it out!

– Ryan