https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2022/12/and-it-was.html Created Fri, 30/12/2022 - 00:53 Updated Fri, 30/12/2022 - 00:58 Drunken man poops on PT Cruiser, tells hospital staff his blood will be ‘Pure. Natural. Ice.’ (Thanks to Dave Vander Ark and Ralph)