gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

Created
Sat, 09/07/2022 - 23:27
Updated
Sat, 09/07/2022 - 23:27

Howdy, folks! Today we will be heading down south to the Atlanta suburbs to view what may be the most yassified house in existence.(The quality of the photos is proportional to the quality of the estate, my apologies.) Also, special thanks to my friend Kristjan who contributed to finding the house and also some of the captions (fondue machine all was him.)

Built smack dab in the Pimp My Ride era (2007) it’s got 8 bedrooms and 8.5 bathrooms, totaling a completely reasonable and not at all absurd 17,500 square feet. $7,750,000, it’s up there as one of the more expensive houses on the blog in its six (6!!) years. (Happy Birthday McMansion Hell!)

Without further ado:

Lawyer Foyer

I know what you’re thinking but we keep it PG with the chair jokes here.

Office

Great Depression humor is back, baby. It’s recession time.

Dining Room

If this house got any more into metallic surfaces there’d be lead in the water.

Great Room

Whole house smells like $14 body spray called something like “tempting pink.”

kitchen

“Braighlynne if you get one drop of apple juice on this rug mommy is going to need a valium.”

Bedroom

Are we finally done with mirrored furniture???? Are we?????? (Also the SIA-line is a Kristjan one.)

bonus:

room

(this is a top-10 joke for me. i am patting myself on the back.)

And finally, we exit our tour:

Usually the rear exterior is less unhinged than the front, but not so this time!

Anyway that does it for this edition of McMansion Hell. Hope you enjoyed, and from sunny Ljubljana, see you next time!

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