https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2023/01/not-all-the-idiots-in-florida… Created Wed, 04/01/2023 - 08:27 Updated Wed, 04/01/2023 - 08:27 Minutes after ringing in 2023, an Ohio woman vacationing in Florida was arrested for striking a uniformed cop squarely in the face with a plastic New Year’s Eve top hat, according to an arrest report. (Thanks to pharmaross)