Names for Different Groups of Women

Created
Fri, 15/11/2024 - 03:15
Updated
Fri, 15/11/2024 - 03:15

Bed: A group of tired women.

Coalition: Women who are tired of hearing about their reproductive rights getting trampled on.

Guys: Actually, a group of women.

Girls: Actually, a group of fully grown women.

Old Bats: A group of women who used to be goths in high school and still listen to The Cure.

Brood: A bunch of women talking about raising backyard chickens.

Swarm: Women who hate Sting for some reason.

Clowder: A group of childless cat ladies.

Band: Any three women who are successful solo artists and get together to form a supergroup, like the Highwomen or Boygenius.

Herd: A bunch of women who love border collies.

Susans: A group of women who vote.

Shrewdness: A group of women who are mad at men who voted for Trump.

Drove: Women who are discussing carpooling in a group text.

Charm: A bunch of women who dress like Stevie Nicks.

Ladies: A group of women at a restaurant.

Flock: A group of women who would like to move to Florida, except for the flooding and the politics.

Team: Women who work together to achieve a common goal without any men involved.

Exaltation: A bunch of women who loved their book club book.

Pack: A group of women who are commiserating about their lack of storage space.

Murmuration: Women who are tired of being told to speak up in meetings.

Labor: A group of women who have performed uncompensated labor (emotional or physical).