Does Musk own a hollow volcano somewhere? Our oligarch overlords have long treated the land of the free as the home of the knave. Now that President Musk, our first non-native-born chief of state is calling the shots, that state of affairs is even more apparent, if less publicized. “Why is corporate media not covering this more?” asks Dean Obeidallah. Mediaite: Disturbing? Yes. Surprising? No. Musk responded with his characteristic panache. Musk responded to DeLauro’s accusation by ridiculing the 81-year-old lawmaker’s appearance. Musk posted an AI-generated image of DeLauro as a kind of monster and wrote, “Turns out that Washington DC swamp creatures are real.” Musk really is an Octopussy-level Bond villain. Thank you visiting with us each day. And look! You’ve even taken time out from last-minute shopping to be here! Know we appreciate your support. Happy Hollandaise!