originally "it's not a brag when it's the truth, ladies!!" lived in panel 2, but then i realized, no no, this is a perfect opportunity to deploy a rare Second Panel Blank

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to be fair MANY people are better than socrates. for example did you know that despite all he knew and all he achieved, it's an uncontested and inarguable historical fact that Socrates never won even a SINGLE game of mario kart, let alone a full mushroom cup tournament. even at 50cc! and that's the easiest cc!! i do it all the time, it's no problem for me

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May 5th, 2025

May 5th, 2025: Socrates didn't even know how to slice a tomato. Yes it's because they hadn't discovered tomatoes yet since those came from the new world, but still! Embarrassing.

– Ryan