or you could just eat the fancy tarts from now on, thereby reducing your butter tart consumption to levels society considers "normal"

October 10th, 2025: Butter tarts! A "characteristic pastry of Canada" that is "highly regarded in Canadian cuisine." And yes, THIS ONE IS INSPIRED BY REAL LIFE. The raspberry/coconut tart at The Maid's Cottage in Newmarket was so good, so much better than any butter tart I'd ever had, that they made me mad. Me! Famously even-keeled internet guy Ryan "Famously, Even-Keeled" North!!

– Ryan