you can't spell "glass" without "ass", but this means absolutely nothing and i do regret pointing it out

March 6th, 2026: Last night I had chicken wings for dinner! Just wings - not even a vegetable! Not even a carrot stick or piece of celery, AND I'M STILL HERE (and a little hungry, it wasn't very many wings and I should eat better, but it was a sometimes treat.)

– Ryan