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#File: exist.female
#Last Updated: Before you were born
#Status: Auto-enrolled
#Effective Date: Immediately
#Opt-Out: Not Available
#Note: You did not click anything.
#Note: It’s still your problem.
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INIT woman();
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#GENERAL HUMAN CONDITIONS
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if (human == woman) {
human- -;
object++;
Default.value = “Mom”;
store(family_dignity, location = clothing);
voting_right = determine(time_period, era, location); #Default value = No
sports = harmful;
#injury or scar reduces marriageability_factor
if (sport_status == Yes) {
max(official_uniform_length, bikini-esque) #Aesthetic Purposes
call(duty.nurturing, return disappointment);
marriageability_factor – – ;
sports.budget = 0; #Allocated
sports.broadcasting = NULL;
sports.pay != fair;
unfair_pay.reason = No_Audience;
foot_in_the_door.status = pending; #can be defunct
print(“first woman athlete who…”);
print(“men and women are just different”);
print(“you should smile more”);
print(“not like other girls”);
print(“you look like a man”);
print(“no guy would want you”);
print(“name two athelets”);
speculation.lesbian = High;
}
higher_studies = useless;
#education reduces marriageability_factor
if (higher_studies_status == Yes) {
funds_for_wedding – –;
marriageability_factor – –;
likeablity – –;
credibility = rand(0 to 0);
suffering_from_success++;
career_path.choice = {primary school teacher, secondary school teacher, high school teacher}
print(“bad influence”)
print(“no guy would want you”);
print(“not like other girls”);
print(“you should smile more”);
print(“name two famous scientists”);
input(marriage.status);
job_after_marriage = input(husband.permission);
speculation.divorce = High;
speculation.freedom = High;
speculation.credibility = TBD;
speculation.lesbian = High;
}
}
else if (human == man) {
Default.value = Random.choose(“men_will_be_men,” “not_all_men”) #ZSG_T&C_applied;
voting_right = (if (country == democracy), yes, no_comments)
manliness indicator += sports;
if(sports_status == Yes) {
man_aura_points++ ;
inspiration++;
upper_body_strength++ ;
max(official_uniform_length, fully_covered) #Athletic Purposes
sports.budget = 100% #default
}
if (sports_pursue.reason == profession) {
Hobbyzone++;
recheck(status_with_family);
if (food_money == there)
{continue}
}
higher_studies = Yes; #more money OR more intelligent thinking OR both
if(higher_studies_status =Yes) {
career_prospects++;
marriageability_factor++;
respect++;
male_aura_points++;
success++;
career_path.choice = {Anything, Everything, Literally Anything Just Get Money}
#Universe_is_my_playground
print(“proud of you brother”);
print(“this is why we should get higher pay”);
print(“more logical”);
}
else {
return undefined_input;
print(“gender expectation: binary value only”);
}
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#GENERAL STATUS PROTOCOL
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while (woman == alive) {
maintain(appearance, effort = invisible);
calibrate(volume, level = “pleasant”);
optimize(body, toward = “desired_but_not_too_desired”);
Assign(woman == complex);
Assign(man == simpleton);
Assign(decision_making, to = simpleton);
body.status = public_property;
uterus.status = open_for_debate;
aging.status = null;
asking_for_it = YES; #permanent hard-coded constant
home = NULL;
safety = ERROR: variable not found;
while (woman == child) {
assign(owner = father);
}
while (woman == adult) {
assign(owner = husband);
}
if (initiator == man) {
define positive_concept;
}
if (initiator == woman) {
define negative_concept;
reputation – –;
slut_probability = High;
}
print(“you should smile more”);
print(“men will be men”);
print(“not all men”)
#consent assumed
#agreement implied
#opt_out not supported
}
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#TERMS & CONDITIONS
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#*ZSG T&C = define_zero_sum_game(by = physical_strength);
#To Be Updated to: “upper_body_combat_strength” || “running_speed”
#All outcomes subject to reinterpretation
#All victories subject to reassignment
#All power metrics historically preapproved
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